Freddie Is Great. At A Time When

I Have A Genuine Love Affair With My Audience. When I'm On Stage They're Not Privileged To See Me. It's A Privilege For Me To See Them.

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.

The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I Don't Forget What I Used To Do And So I Can't Justifiably Say To My Kid, "don't You Do That," When I Used To Do It Myself.