For Me, I Am A Huge Fan

For Me, Stripping Was An Unusual Kind Of Escape. I Had Nothing To Escape But Privilege, But I Claimed Asylum Anyway. At Twenty-four, It Was My Last Chance To Reject Something And Become Nothing. I Wanted To Terrify Myself. Mission Accomplished.

I Feel Like I'm Part Of A Generation Of People Who Are Stuck In The Past And Are Really Self-absorbed. I Mean, We're Actually Taking Pictures Of Ourselves And Posting Them On Facebook, And Keeping In Touch With People That Should Have Been Out Of Our Lives 15 Years Ago.

Juno Macguff: [yelling Through The House] Dad? Mac Macguff: What? Juno Macguff: Either I Just Peed My Pants Or Um... Mac Macguff: *or*...? Juno Macguff: Thundercats Are Go!

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!