For Many Years, My Formula Has Been

When I Was Younger, I Ate Nothing But Fried Food. Everything Was Fried, From Oysters To Chicken To Potatoes To Vegetables. When You Die In New Orleans, They Deep Fry You Before They Put You In The Coffin. When We Baptize Children In New Orleans, We Baptize Them With A Bordelaise Sauce; We Don't Use Water.

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.

If People Confront Me With Certain Questions, If They Are Not Right, I Will Not Answer Them.

When I Go To Bed, I Ask God To Give Me One More Day Tomorrow. When I Get It, I'm Excited And Grateful.

When You Gain Weight, For Every Pound That You Gain, It Adds Four Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So If You Gain Five Pounds, You've Got 20 Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So That's Why I'm Extremely Careful With My Portions And My Workout, Because I Can't Be Overweight.