For Goodness Sake, Look At Those Cakes.

Michael Jackson Has A Very Good Heart. He Was Crying When He Was Giving Me The Award, 'cause His Mind Went Back Over The Early Days.

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.

I'm Not Going To Be Joining Zz Top. You Know They Can't Play My Stuff. It's Too Complicated.

I Started Michael Years Ago. I Saw Him In Gary, Indiana, And We'd Have Him On The Talent Shows. He Kind Of Emulated Me, And Did The Best He Could.