For A Long Time, I've Distinguished Between

In Hawaii They Say, "aloha." That's A Nice One, It Means Both "hello" And "good-bye" Which Just Goes To Show, If You Spend Enough Time In The Sun You Don't Know Whether You're Coming Or Going.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

The Only Good Thing Ever To Come Out Of Religion Was The Music.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.