...following Mrs. Roosevelt In Search Of Irrationality

Socialize The Individual's Surplus And You Socialize His Spirit And Creativeness.

It Was Rumored, In 1946, That The Hangman In Nuremberg Adjusted The Nooses Of Some Of The Condemned To Magnify The Pain Of Suffocation. Such Sadism Was Not Called For Then And Is Not Called For Now. But If Fornication Is Wrong, There Is No Denying That It Can Bring Pleasure. The Death Of Saddam Hussein At Rope's End Brings A Pleasure That Is Undeniable, And Absolutely Chaste In Its Provenance.

Earlier This Month The State Department Gave The Umpteenth Performance Of Its Popular Play, Please Tread On Me, With Ceylon As Guest Star, And The Usual Cast.

I Won't Insult Your Intelligence By Suggesting That You Really Believe What You Just Said.

Only Government Can Cause Inflation, Preserve Monopoly, And Punish Enterprise.