Flowers Don't Worry About How They're Going

Comedy Started Out As My Hobby And Then It Became My Profession. It's Like Being On Call All The Time, Like Having A Built-in Beeper. You Can't Just Leave The Office And Relax Because You Never Know When You'll Think Of Something Funny.

People Need Motivation To Do Anything. I Don't Think Human Beings Learn Anything Without Desperation.

I'm Not In A Recession. I'm Doing Very, Very Well. I'm Doing Incredibly Well. I Just Want To Be Honest. I Really Am Kicking Ass.

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality.

It's Time To P-a-r-t-why? Because I Gotta!