Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.