Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I

I Told Her That I Can't Be Doing With The Wonder Part Of These Trips, But She Said It Should Be The Icing On The Cake... I've Never Liked Wedding Cake Due To The Amount Of Icing, But Then Imagine A Wedding Cake Without It; Just A Dark, Stodgy, Horrible Dry Sponge. The Icing Covers Up The Mess, And That's How I Feel About Most Of The Wonders. They Use Them To Get People To Visit A Place That You Probably Wouldn't Think About Visiting.

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.

People Say Dolphins Are Intelligent And That But They’ve Never Done Anything That Have Blown Me Away. They Say I’m A Div And Dolphins Are Intelligent…it Just Baffles Me.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For