Fiscally, I'm Very Conservative. I Don't Believe

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

Rock Is About Finding Who You Are. You Don't Necessarily Have To Play Your Instrument Very Well At All. You Can Just Barely Get By And You Can Be In A Rock Band.

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.

You Have To Understand That Nothing Appeals To Everybody.