Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.