Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could

I Hated My Mom For Not Letting Me Play Football As A Kid. So When I Have Kids Someday, I Guarantee They'll Never Meet Their Grandmother.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

Whenever I Meet A Pretty Girl, The First Thing I Look For Is Intelligence; Because If She Doesn't Have That, Then She’s Mine.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids Of My Own. But I Do Want A Lot Of Kids.