Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael

No Matter How Calmly You Try To Referee, Parenting Will Eventually Produce Bizarre Behavior, And I'm Not Talking About The Kids. Their Behavior Is Always Normal.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play.

I Did Not Want To Turn To Playing Golf Because Golf Is About As Much Exercise As Shuffling Cards.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.