Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken At The Top Of One's Voice.

Opera, N. A Play Representing Life In Another World, Whose Inhabitants Have No Speech But Song, No Motions But Gestures And No Postures But Attitudes.

Uncommon Extension Of The Fear Of Death.

Inventor: A Person Who Makes An Ingenious Arrangement Of Wheels, Levers And Springs, And Believes It Civilization.