Fame For Me Is Like A Place,

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.

I Want To Tell My Jokes. I Want To Have Time With My Children. I Want To Entertain People. And At One Point, I'll Walk Away From Show Business. But I Don't Want To Walk Away Empty-handed.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.