Exercise Freaks...are The Ones Putting Stress On

My Objective Is To Satisfy [my] Audience So They Come Back The Next Day.

If You're Gonna Watch The Drive-by Media, Don't Take It Seriously.

Liberals Don't Have A Sense Of Humor, Particularly If It's About Them. You Can't Laugh At Them, You Can't Mock Them, You Can't Make Fun Of Them Like They Can Laugh At And Mock And Make Fun Of Everybody Else.

If You're A Rich Guy, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Demand Tax Increases On The Rich. That Way The Poor Guy Will Leave You Alone. The Middle Class And The Poor Will Leave You Alone.

The Right Don't Have Time Off To Go Join Protest Marches As A Career. The Left Has Turned That Into A Bought-and-paid-for, Rent-a-mob Type Activity.