Executive Producers Don't Have To Do Anything.

When You're Married, It's One Person. That's One More Than A Monk. It's Not That Different.

If You're A Drug Addict, Then You've Always Got Drugs, So You're A Criminal. So You're Gonna Get Into Problems.

I Like Threesomes With Two Women, Not Because I'm A Cynical Sexual Predator. Oh No! But Because I'm A Romantic. I'm Looking For "the One." And I'll Find Her More Quickly If I Audition Two At A Time.

People Don't Throw Your Bags Out Of Windows Because Of Lies; They Throw Them Out Because Of The Truth.

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