Example Is Better Than Following It.

Rational, Adj. Devoid Of All Delusions Save Those Of Observation, Experience And Reflection.

There's No Free Will," Says The Philosopher; "to Hang Is Most Unjust." "there Is No Free Will," Assents The Officer; "we Hang Because We Must.

The Wife, Or Bitter Half.

Liver, N. A Large Red Organ Thoughtfully Provided By Nature To Be Bilious With. The Liver Is Heaven's Best Gift To The Goose; Without It That Bird Would Be Unable To Supply Us With The Strasbourg "pate".

Behavior, N. Conduct, As Determined, Not By Principle, But By Breeding.