Everything Happens To Everybody Sooner Or Later

It's Just As Unpleasant To Get More Than You Bargain For As To Get Less.

Girls, Like Men, Want To Be Petted, Pitied, And Made Much Of, When They Are Diffident, In Low Spirits, Or In Unrequited Love. These Are Services Which The Weak Cannot Render To The Strong And Which The Strong Will Not Render To The Weak, Except When There Is Also A Difference Of Sex.

My Schooling Not Only Failed To Teach Me What It Professed To Be Teaching, But Prevented Me From Being Educated To An Extent Which Infuriates Me When I Think Of All I Might Have Learned At Home By Myself.

Most People Do Not Pray; They Only Beg.

I Aint Such A Mug As To Put Up My Children To All I Know Myself.