Everything Grows Rounder And Wider And Weirder,

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.

No, As It Turns Out, I Really Like Being Congratulated On My Weight Loss. I Like It So Much, It's Tragic.

I Don't Want To Be Thought Of As A Survivor Because You Have To Continue Getting Involved In Difficult Situations To Show Off That Particular Gift, And I'm Not Interested In Doing That Anymore.

I Did Google Myself Recentle - Without Lubricant. I Don't Recommend It.

Kevin Smith Is A Very Challenging Conversationalist And Jay Has Many Great Stories.