Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.