Everyone With An Iphone Is A Journalist

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

People Just Assume That If You're Famous, You're In Hollywood.

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.

I'll Starve To Death Before I'll Cook For Myself. I Think I Could Survive A Week Without Eating.