Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be

You're Not Getting This Back You Know. Consider It An Asshole Tax.

You Cannot Be The Person They Know And The Great, Glorious Person You Want To Become. Not At The Same Time.

For Sure, Even The Worst Blow Job Is Better Than, Say, Sniffing The Best Rose ... Watching The Greatest Sunset. Hearing Children Laugh.

What Makes Earth Feel Like Hell Is Our Expectation That It Should Feel Like Heaven.

You Tell Yourself That Noise Is What Defines Silence. Without Noise, Silence Would Not Be Golden. Noise Is The Exception.