Everyone Self-googles. And, I Have, Of Course,

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I Do Love The Idea Of Ritual.

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.

Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden. I Remember Just Sobbing.