Everyday Is A Compromise.

Fall Is My Favorite Season In Los Angeles, Watching The Birds Change Color And Fall From The Trees.

You Know Kim Jong Un, The Evil Dictator Of North Korea? Apparently, A Guy In His Inner Circle Used His Ashtray While Smoking And Kim Jong Un Had Him Executed. I Remember The Same Thing Happened When A Guy Used Martha Stewart's Personal Lemon Zester.

Republicans Are Having Trouble Luring Gov. Chris Christie Into The Presidential Race. They Should Try Pie.

President Bush Says He Needs A Month Off To Unwind. Unwind? When The Hell Does This Guy Wind?

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.