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I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

You Can Go Your Whole Life And Not Need Math Or Physics For A Minute, But The Ability To Tell A Joke Is Always Handy.

When You Wage War On The Public Schools, You're Attacking The Mortar That Holds The Community Together. You're Not A Conservative, You're A Vandal.

An Interesting Thing About New York City Is That The Subways Run Through The Sewers.

God Plays A Lot Of Jokes On Us To Get Our Attention.