Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.

Sex Isn't The Priority Anymore, Now I'm 65. But It Still Goes On. I Want It And She Doesn't, Same As Ever.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

Mental Wounds Not Healing, Who And What's To Blame. I'm Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train.

People Think I'm Crazy, But I'm In Demand.

Love And Peace To Everyone. May Your God Go With You.