Every Role That You Don't Get Burns

I’ve Found The Man Of My Dreams. From The Moment I Met Him It Just Felt Like I’d Known Him Forever. I Was Blown Away. He’s The Most Incredible Man. He’s So Generous And Kind, And He Helps So Many People, And, Um, He Makes Me Laugh Like I’ve Never Laughed, And He’s A Great Friend.

She'll Really Tell Me [what She Thinks]. Like Today I'm Wearing Brown Suede Pants, And She Said, 'i Don't Like Your Pants.' But Then She'll Say, `you've Got To Wear These Shoes.' Or 'that's So Pretty, Mom. Wear That.' She's Got A Great Eye.

How Do You Know You Told A Good Punch Line, A Good Joke? It's Because They Laugh. How Do You Know You've Got A Good Scary Punch Line? It's Because They Jump Out Of The Seat Or Scream. So The Best Reward Is One You Can Listen To.

I Have Some Road Rage Inside Of Me. Traffic, Especially In L.a., Is A Pet Peeve Of Mine.

I'm So Spoiled - I Must Have A Starbucks Vanilla Latte Every Day.