Every Kind Of Writing Is Hypocritical.

Golf: The Most ... Perfect Expression Of National Stupidity.

Sometimes I Feel That I Am A Natural Born Genius In A Field Of Human Endeavor That Hasn't Been Invented Yet

Strange When You Come To Think Of It, That Of All Countless Folk Who Have Lived On This Planet, Not One Is Known In History Or In Legend As Having Died Of Laughter.

For People Who Like That Kind Of Thing, This Is The Kind Of Thing They Like.

Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.