Every Creature Stalks Some Other, Catches It,

Your Children Vividly Remember Every Unkind Thing You Ever Did To Them, Plus A Few You Really Didn't.

Children Lack Morality, But They Also Lack Fake Morality.

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

What's For Dinner Is The Only Question Many Husbands Ask Their Wives, And The Only One To Which They Care About The Answer.

Even In The Same Family, One Child Will Always Instinctively Know When To Ask For Things, And Another Won't.