Every Book Should Have A Romance.

Palindrome As Well. My Sister's Name Is Hannah. Father Liked Word Games. He Was Fourteen Times World Scrabble Champion. When He Died, We Buried Him At Queenzieburn To Make Use Of The Triple Word Score.

If You Expect Me To Believe That A Lawyer Wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I Must Be Dafter Than I Look.

Anything Devised By Man Has Bureaucracy, Corrpution And Error Hardwired At Inception.

Writing Is Not Something You Can Do Or You Can't. It's Not Even Something That 'other People Do' Or 'for Smart People Only' Or Even 'for People Who Finished School And Went To University'. Nonsense. Anyone Can Do It. But No-one Can Do It Straight Off The Bat. Like Plastering, Brain Surgery Or Assembling Truck Engines, You Have To Do A Bit Of Training - Get Your Hands Dirty - And Make Some Mistakes.

Mr. Mcgregor's A Nasty Piece Of Work, Isn't He? Quite The Darth Vader Of Children's Literature.