Every Actor Looks All His Life For

I Could Play A Cop, I Could Play A Crook, I Could Play A Lawyer, I Could Play A Dentist, I Could Play An Art Critic-i Could Play The Guy Next Door. I Am The Guy Next Door. I Could Play Catholic, Jewish, Protestant. As A Matter Of Fact, When I Did The Odd Couple, I Would Do It A Different Way Each Night. On Monday I'd Be Jewish, Tuesday Italian, Wednesday Irish-german-and I Would Mix Them Up. I Did That To Amuse Myself, And It Always Worked.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.