Eventually You Just Have To Realize That

I Just Want To Do The Least Work In The Least Time And Make The Most Money.

I Love Being Outdoors And Think A Tan Is Very Sexy. I'll Lie Out On White Towels Strewn With Pillows. I Don't Like To Hide Under Hats. If Anyone Knows About Spending Lots Of The Time On The Beach, With Kids And Dogs In Tow, It's Me.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'm Sure You Agree That Animals Should Not Be Abused - Whether They're Cats Or Dogs Or Chickens - And That Stopping This Abuse Should Be Your Number One Priority.

Basically, I'm A Free Spirit. I'm Kind Of An Everywoman.