Even Today I Meet People Who Think

I Only Mean Forty Per Cent Of What I Say.

The Principal Benefit Acting Has Afforded Me Is The Money To Pay For My Psychoanalysis.

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

I Have Decided To Tell The Story Of My Life As Best I Can, So That My Children Can Separate The Truth From The Myths That Others Have Created About Me, As Myths Are Created About Everyone Swept Up In The Turbulent And Distorting Maelstrom Of Celebrity In Our Culture.

I Don't Think I Was Constructed To Be Monogamous. I Don't Think It's The Nature Of Any Man To Be Monogamous. Men Are Propelled By Genetically Ordained Impulses Over Which They Have No Control To Distribute Their Seed Into As Many Females As Possible.