Even If My Father Wasn't Speaking To

Laughing Can Serve You In Dark Moments And Even Help You Crawl Your Way Back Out.

When You Sign On To Say, "okay, Yeah, Let's Develop This," Usually That Turns Into, "oh, He's Doing It." But There's No Script For Some Of These Things.

I Don't Necessarily Need 400 Pounds On My Back In The Squat Rack, And Then Take A Picture Of Myself And Send It Out To My Twitter Followers, 'part Of The 400 Pound Club Today.'

I Just Want To Finish What I'm Doing And Go Home. I Want To Have A Weekend. I Want To Have Breakfast, A Stack Of Pancakes. I Don't Want To Not Enjoy Where I Am At This Very Moment. So, Every Time I Plan Something The Exact Opposite Happens.

The Problem With Romantic Comedies Is You Know The Ending By The Poster. So They're Not Movies You Can Keep Doing Over And Over Again Expect Satisfaction Somehow.