Escape Plan #5: Open An Alpaca Ranch

This Is Politics. People In Power Never Have To Play By The Same Rules.

Right. Because There’s No Bigger Sign Of Commitment Than A Halloween Dance

He Has No Right To Threaten My Boyfriends. I'm Eighteen. An Adult. I Don't Need His Help. I Can Threaten My Boyfriends Myself.

He Stepped Back And Threw His Arms Out. "i'm Always Crazy Around You Rose. Here, I'm Going To Write An Impromptu Poem For You." He Tipped His Head Back And Shouted To The Sky: "rose Is In Red But Never In Blue Sharp As A Thorn Fights Like One Too.

Oh God. She Probably Thinks We Were Off Doing—you Know—romantic Type, Um, Things—