Eragon Started As Me But Ended Up

The Deeds Of The Children Are A Testament To The Upbringing They Received From Their Parents.

Mmm....she's Doomed! You're Doomed!! They're All Doomed! Notice I Didn't Specify What Kind Of Doom, So No Matter What Happens, I Predicted It. How Very Wise Of Me.

I Warn You, Eragon, Beware Of Whom You Fall In Love With, For Fate Seems To Have A Morbid Interest In Our Family.

The Debate Raged On For So Long, At Last Saphira Had Interrupted With A Roar That Shook The Walls Of The Command Tent. Then She Said, I Am Sore And Tired, And Eragon Is Doing A Poor Job Of Explaining Himself. We Have Better Things To Do Than Stand Around Yammering Like Jackdaws, No? ... Good Now Listen To Me. It Was Reflected Eragon, Hard To Argue With A Dragon.

The Trick Is To Find Happiness In The Brief Gaps Between Disasters.