Epitaph: An Inscription On A Tomb Showing

Exhort, V.t. In Religious Affairs, To Put The Conscience Of Another Upon The Spit And Roast It To A Nut-brown Discomfort.

Love, N. A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage Or By Removal Of The Patient From The Influences Under Which He Incurred The Disorder. This Disease, Like Caries And Many Other Ailments, Is Prevalent Only Among Civilized Races Living Under Artificial Conditions; Barbarous Nations Breathing Pure Air And Eating Simple Food Enjoy Immunity From Its Ravages. It Is Sometimes Fatal, But More Frequently To The Physician Than To The Patient.

Recollect, V. To Recall With Additions Something Not Previously Known.

Convictions Are Variable; To Be Always Consistent Is To Be Sometimes Dishonest.

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.