Enjoy The Insult As You Deliver It,

Magic Trick: To Make People Disappear, Ask Them To Fulfill Their Promises.

My Thought Has Been Shaped By Books; My Desires By Pictures.

Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who Misbehave, But Parents.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

I Win On My Merits; My Opponents Win By Cheating.