English Is The Easiest Language To Speak

A Photographer Is Like A Cod, Which Produces A Million Eggs In Order That One May Reach Maturity.

The Plain Working Truth Is That It Is Not Only Good For People To Be Shocked Occasionally, But Absolutely Necessary To The Progress Of Society That They Should Be Shocked Pretty Often.

I Was Always Unlawful; I Broke The Law When I Was Born Because My Parents Weren't Married.

When Commenting On The Turmoil And Disorder Of The World, If The Other Planets Are Inhabited, They Must Be Using This Earth As Their Insane Asylum.

A Man Of My Spiritual Intensity Does Not Eat Corpses.