Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The

Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-through Bank Machines?

When I First Heard The Song Don't Worry - Be Happy I Realized It Was Exactly The Kind Of Mindless Philosophy That Americans Would Respond To. It Would Make A Great National Anthem Along With Me First.

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

The Worst Thing About E-mail Is That You Can’t Interrupt The Other Person. You Have To Read The Whole Thing And Then E-mail Them Back, Pointing Out All Their Mistakes And Faulty Assumptions. It’s Frustrating And It’s Time-consuming. God Bless Phone Calls.