Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

We Don't Apologize For A Joke. We Are Comics. We Are Here To Make You Laugh. If You Don't Get It, Then Don't Watch Us.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.