Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

By The Time I Was In The Fourth Grade, I Sounded Exactly Like My Father On The Phone.

All Three Of My Parents - I Also Had A Stepmother - Were Teachers, And My Dad Taught High School, And As He Always Reminded Me When I Was Going To Spend Some Money On Something, 'your Mother And I, In The Depression, Had To Decide Whether To Spend A Dime On A Loaf Of Bread Or If We Could Go To A Movie With It.'

I Love My Own Coincidences And Love To Hear Other Peoples' Stories.

It's No Fun Being A Specimen.