Effort Without Talent Is A Depressing Situation...

I Don't Care Where You Are, But The Fans Only Remember Your Last Time At Bat.

I Don't Pick On Anybody Who Has A Number Above 30.

I Think It's Important To Stretch As You Get Older, But I Try To Do Basically All The Things I Did When I Played, Except I Can't Do Them As Well And As Much.

You Remember What Happened When Eddie Pipp Got Hurt? A Guy Named Lou Gehrig Took Over.

Cap Boso? How Could I Cut A Guy With A Name Like That?