Earth: Mostly Harmless

Dirk Was, For One Of The Few Times In A Life Of Exuberantly Prolific Loquacity, Wordless.

Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

Space Is Really Big-really Big.

And For All The Richest And Most Successful Merchants Life Inevitably Became Rather Dull And Niggly, And They Began To Imagine That This Was Therefore The Fault Of The Worlds They'd Settled On.

Funny, How Just When You Think Life Can’t Possibly Get Any Worse It Suddenly Does.