Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

I Was Bused To A School In Gerritsen Beach In Brooklyn In 1972. I Was One Of The First Black Kids In The History Of The School.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.

There's Bad And Then There's Eddy Curry Bad.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.