Don't Wait Until People Are Dead To

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

Don't Wait Until People Are Dead To Give Them Flowers.

You Can Usually Tell When A Couple Becomes Centered On Each Other Because They Are Forever Breaking Up And Getting Back Together.

Education Must Be A Lifelong Pursuit. The Person Who Doesn't Read Is Not Better Off Than The Person Who Can't.

The Average Teen Today Spends About 35 Hours A Week In Front Of A Screen Of Some Kind: Ipod, Movie, Tv, Video. And A Lot Of It Is Good, But A Lot Of It's Not. And So I Think You've Got That Five Hours A Day Of Media Coming Into Your Kid's Head That's Creating A Lot Of Havoc Out There.