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In America, There Might Be Better Gastronomic Destinations Than New Orleans, But There Is No Place More Uniquely Wonderful.

I Have The Best Job In The World.

I Love New York. I'm A Guy For Whom A New York Accent Is A Comforting Thing.

Drink Heavily With Locals Whenever Possible.

I Go Anywhere I Want, Do Whatever I Want When I Get There, They Let Me Make Self-indulgent Tv About That Experience, And Give Me About As Much Creative Freedom As Anyone's Ever Had In The History Of Television.