Don't Listen To Those Who Say, You

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

Writers Feel Like A Middleman, Standing With Pen In Hand Over The Page. A Force Greater Than Me Stands Above Telling Me What To Write. That May Sound Romantic, But That's How It Feels.

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.