Don't Let Us Make Imaginary Evils, When

People Seldom Improve When They Have No Other Model But Themselves To Copy.

Who Mix'd Reason With Pleasure, And Wisdom With Mirth: If He Had Any Faults, He Has Left Us In Doubt.

There Is A Greatness In Being Generous, And There Is Only Simple Justice In Satisfying Creditors. Generosity Is The Part Of The Soul Raised Above The Vulgar.

Wept O'er His Wounds, Or Tales Of Sorrow Done, Shoulder'd His Crutch, And Shew'd How Fields Were Won.

The Best Way To Make Your Audience Laugh Is To Start Laughing Yourself.